Here I am at Longhorns.
“Rachel, please! That is so inappropriate!”
(via iamjordanleigh)
(Source: tirpse)
LOL I stabbed a homeless man because I’m sexy like that.
I slept with the cookie monster because I have AMAZING boobs.
LOL I ran naked with a homo because I am a pimp. LOLLLL
I needed the cookie monster because I’m good in bed. -_-
….I cuddle with a toothbrush because hoes keep stealing my tacos. Damn hoes!
(Source: ohjulianzerega, via yellow-umbrellas)
(via randomness-is-epic)
(via the-empty-heart)
(Source: giantsuperlaser, via lovatonas)
(via lovatonas)
(Source: thatmomentwhenyoustartlizzing, via cunterr)
(Source: roodiepdx, via nethermattzz)





